Los Angeles Reginal Conference Meeting Minutes

Eat me now dirty one next to the toilet…way to start off the meeting, now down to some real bizzo………

done.

Total count: 22

• Jangles
• Merv
• Prof
• Antonio (no longer a virgin)
• Barbie
• Erica
• Janika
• Jen
• Steph
• Joe Mama
• Ariel
• Maria
• Megs
• Fezzo
• Lefty
• Emily
• Captain
• Casanova
• Lucia
• Mike B.
• Hilary
• Maria

Let’s coordinate rides peeps! Areas from Which We Journey:

• SF
• LA
• Santa Cruz
• Seattle
• Mammoth
• TJ

• THE PEEPS, we are family
• the dome
• the dinners, all you need for the day, good time to connect
• good loco atmosphere and sharing nuts is tops! (in a camp hook-up fashion naturally)
• communal motivation
• everybody is a potential shepherd, but no dictators
• storming the castle!!!!!!! Camp Hook-up takes over!
• Sundays on the playa
• Drunken daytime activity
• kickball
• delivering the hook-up boxes
• the shower, you go Jangles!
• Create VIP sections anywhere at any random time
• Getting on the list to get out of a dome and into the party
• Making people feel good about themselves

• Permission slips—Camp Hook-up notarizing (more to be made—Merv)
• Petitions- Save the cougar foundation, Hall passes, Cut to the front of the ice line pass, VIP wristbands for the front of the burn in the bleachers (Merv)
• Cards (Jangles)—1) mulit-step card to be turned into Camp Hook-up at the end 2) one off task i.e. free kiss, free spank, free dry-hump, free massage, earlobe lick, joke, thumb-war
• RICE lights vs. EL wire
• Interactive pieces to the hook-up case i.e.Simon, Connect 4, Shots and Ladders, Truth dare double dare promise or repeat (5 envelopes with an ongoing list inside that people can add to / or a paper fortune hand device/cootie catcher??? that we put the option on each of the 8 faces with something written)
• Award ribbons
• Humphrey’s 100th hump!!!!!!!
• Tests, award with after grading, multiple choice or write in
• Finger lights were a plus!
• Tide brushes (send a picture to tide and ask for more!) Merv find the picture of the naked chick
• Safety pins
• 1 or 2 power bars and emergen-C packets
• Glow in the dark squishy balls
• Individual lubes
• Sunscreen (Merv still has shitloads)
• Business cards (Janika)
• Deep conditioning hand treatment with gloves and hand lotion
• Rating cards to flash at people i.e. “you’re a 10 baby!”

• Bike hook-ups: baskets, paniers, EL wire, kick stand,
• 1-gallon plastic jugs with a screw cap and handle for going out at night with adequate water/juice consumption (freezing it makes it nice!)\
• Pee bucket

• No poacher rule: Don’t invite trippers into our space that won’t ever leave. Our camp is our space. Our evap pond and our shower belong to us, not others.
• The frickin dishes!
• The dome lounge vs. sleep area conflict. You need to bring a tent or something to sleep in. If you decide to sleep in the dome and get woken up, that’s your risk.
• Group time is not 100% of the time necessary. Understand that people may want to hang in smaller groups or solo.
• We need a start-up and break-down meeting—i.e Tues. morning, Sunday sometime?
• A cleaning crew

• Vinegar foot station
• The Tee-Pee!!! (Antonio)
• Solar oven (manifest by Merv)
• Compost toilet (Merv and Lefty to tackle this)
• Grey water evap pond: Merv on tarp, Jangles on lumber
• 3 Wood pallets for bike parking and shower (Jangles)
• Battery chargers
• Malibu lights around perimieter—Jen 10
• glass ball solar lights on stakes 5- Merv
• 4 solar round Chinese lanterns: Erica
• Shower: Jangles. Shower table: Maria

• Must have a hook-up case and/or Trave-L-bar. Everyone please bring 7 bottles for the travel bars, even if you aren’t bringing a travel bar.
• Must understand the hooker philosophy: participation, what do you need/want/how can I help you?, hook yourself and your friends up
• 2 gallons per person per day. You can fill up water in Reno at…..

• Break dancing—need linoleum and a ghetto blaster
• Double dutch jump roping

• The To-Go boxes: recycled Chinese boxes, need address labels (Janika) saying to and from (description/specific identifier of the camp if not a specific address). Every person to bring 20 recycled containers roughly 4”x4”x3”, like a Chinese to go box size. Barf bags? Mugs?
• Green lecture 10:03 to 12:03 on Thursday—Merv, Janika, Lefty. Topics—see Camp Hook-up website please.
• Hook-Up Activity: Thursday from 11-2pm—boxes and delivery of remainders (which is fun!). We need to make one ourselves too!

• Tupperware/Ziplocs needed for leftovers
• Plowls with name labels (say 50 plates, so we have extras) (Erica)
• Mixing bowls (Jen)
• Make sure that supplies are there that you need for your meal, and if it’s not there tell Jen to add to the list and you can bring it
• Shade structure: PVC(who), ropes(who), rebar(who), tarp (Merv) 25’x25’? ask trapper how long? Perhaps Fezzo has a structure for us too. And Steph will bring an easy-up.
• Shade structure #2: Solar panels on tarp over aluminum structure frame
• TRASH: 3 trash cans (Merv et al?) and basket for aluminum cans (to take to recycle camp-Jen), contractor bags
• Long carpet for the kitchen: Jen
• If you cook, you are on ice duty for that day. And you also do the cooking dishes and tidy the dome that day. Dome patrol hats?
• Signs saying what’s in each bag- waste greens: no citrus, meat, pasta, no carbs except rice. Compost, Recyclables, Trash, Burnables, Aluminum.
• Tables: Barb1, Jen 2, Jangles 1
• Stoves: Jen 1, Erica 1, Mike 1

• Lights: 2 more Christmas LED strings that plug in (Jen has 3 already). LED ropes, a shitpile (Merv)
• Futons: Merv 1, Maria 4 [Merv, measure the futon and pillows and give dimensions to Hillary] Maria has sheets
• Pillows: Merv 3, Janika ?, Jangles 6,
• Gold table: Barb
• Sew pillow cases: Hillary
• Carpet: Jangles
• Fans: Jen 1

Erica and Steph to basically organize our clean up and camp-based exodus.

• Evap pond: Merv
• Garbage:
• Recycleables:
• Compost: Antonio with a trash can

• CD player vs.Ipod?
• Ghettoblaster by Janika with Ipod connecting cord
• CD player boom box by Steph/Joe
• Every person to make a mix CD to give to every other person in Camp Hook-up—i.e. 25 copies please.

• Love cuddle-puddle
• Random spanking of someone outside the camp
• Hook-up in a virgin posse as we critique from a distance

• 3 AA rechargeable batteries perhaps supplied by Prof.?

• Merv has a sign.
• Need a solar rock x4—Maria and Steph
• Rebar- Erica

• $100 BUY-IN
• What we’re thinking we have to pay for: plates, keg/CO2 and cooler, shirts/dresses, bike staphs, mugs?
• RV pumping for about $80?
• LED lights
• Dome décor, parachute repair, fans

• Sandwiches by Maria/Merv/Antonio
• Hang out in Jangles’ section as he is a ranger this year
• Get there earlier for a good seat

• Please bring your own rechargeable batteries
• Please be conscious of waste of electricity- turn off the stereo when notin use, etc. etc
• Power strips x 3-4 Joe and Steph
• Extension cords- Erica, Jen, Antonio

• Merv would love to do some bike maintenance for the ladies, eg. Chain cleaning and LUBE jobs! Maybe a few headlights to dish out. Blow jobs (air in tires). Working the cranks.
• Hookers like to honor tits
• Volunteers so far: Merv, Joe Mama, Jangles, Antonio, anyone else????? Count in El Capitan...EVERY OTHER GUY in CampHookup SHOULD want to do this...

• clip boards, sharpies, pens