====== Los Angeles Reginal Conference Meeting Minutes ====== Eat me now dirty one next to the toilet…way to start off the meeting, now down to some real bizzo……… ===== Shotgun the beers ===== done. ===== The Offical Camp Roster ===== Total count: 22 * Jangles * Merv * Prof * Antonio (no longer a virgin) * Barbie * Erica * Janika * Jen * Steph * Joe Mama * Ariel * Maria * Megs * Fezzo * Lefty * Emily * Captain * Casanova * Lucia * Mike B. * Hilary * Maria Let’s coordinate rides peeps! Areas from Which We Journey: * SF * LA * Santa Cruz * Seattle * Mammoth * TJ ===== Why Camp Hook-Up Rocks ===== * THE PEEPS, we are family * the dome * the dinners, all you need for the day, good time to connect * good loco atmosphere and sharing nuts is tops! (in a camp hook-up fashion naturally) * communal motivation * everybody is a potential shepherd, but no dictators * storming the castle!!!!!!! Camp Hook-up takes over! * Sundays on the playa * Drunken daytime activity * kickball * delivering the hook-up boxes * the shower, you go Jangles! * Create VIP sections anywhere at any random time * Getting on the list to get out of a dome and into the party * Making people feel good about themselves ===== Your Favorite Hook-Up Item ===== * Permission slips—Camp Hook-up notarizing (more to be made—Merv) * Petitions- Save the cougar foundation, Hall passes, Cut to the front of the ice line pass, VIP wristbands for the front of the burn in the bleachers (Merv) * Cards (Jangles)—1) mulit-step card to be turned into Camp Hook-up at the end 2) one off task i.e. free kiss, free spank, free dry-hump, free massage, earlobe lick, joke, thumb-war * RICE lights vs. EL wire * Interactive pieces to the hook-up case i.e.Simon, Connect 4, Shots and Ladders, Truth dare double dare promise or repeat (5 envelopes with an ongoing list inside that people can add to / or a paper fortune hand device/cootie catcher??? that we put the option on each of the 8 faces with something written) * Award ribbons * Humphrey’s 100th hump!!!!!!! * Tests, award with after grading, multiple choice or write in * Finger lights were a plus! * Tide brushes (send a picture to tide and ask for more!) Merv find the picture of the naked chick * Safety pins * 1 or 2 power bars and emergen-C packets * Glow in the dark squishy balls * Individual lubes * Sunscreen (Merv still has shitloads) * Business cards (Janika) * Deep conditioning hand treatment with gloves and hand lotion * Rating cards to flash at people i.e. “you’re a 10 baby!” ===== What You Forgot Last Year and Wished You Had ===== * Bike hook-ups: baskets, paniers, EL wire, kick stand, * 1-gallon plastic jugs with a screw cap and handle for going out at night with adequate water/juice consumption (freezing it makes it nice!)\ * Pee bucket ===== What Needs to Improve ===== * No poacher rule: Don’t invite trippers into our space that won’t ever leave. Our camp is our space. Our evap pond and our shower belong to us, not others. * The frickin dishes! * The dome lounge vs. sleep area conflict. You need to bring a tent or something to sleep in. If you decide to sleep in the dome and get woken up, that’s your risk. * Group time is not 100% of the time necessary. Understand that people may want to hang in smaller groups or solo. * We need a start-up and break-down meeting—i.e Tues. morning, Sunday sometime? * A cleaning crew ===== Camp Hook-Up Camp Location Ideas ===== * Vinegar foot station * The Tee-Pee!!! (Antonio) * Solar oven (manifest by Merv) * Compost toilet (Merv and Lefty to tackle this) * Grey water evap pond: Merv on tarp, Jangles on lumber * 3 Wood pallets for bike parking and shower (Jangles) * Battery chargers * Malibu lights around perimieter—Jen 10 * glass ball solar lights on stakes 5- Merv * 4 solar round Chinese lanterns: Erica * Shower: Jangles. Shower table: Maria ===== Hooker Requirements ===== * Must have a hook-up case and/or Trave-L-bar. Everyone please bring 7 bottles for the travel bars, even if you aren’t bringing a travel bar. * Must understand the hooker philosophy: participation, what do you need/want/how can I help you?, hook yourself and your friends up * 2 gallons per person per day. You can fill up water in Reno at….. ===== Games/Activities ===== * Break dancing—need linoleum and a ghetto blaster * Double dutch jump roping ===== Hook-Up Day ===== * The To-Go boxes: recycled Chinese boxes, need address labels (Janika) saying to and from (description/specific identifier of the camp if not a specific address). Every person to bring 20 recycled containers roughly 4”x4”x3”, like a Chinese to go box size. Barf bags? Mugs? * Green lecture 10:03 to 12:03 on Thursday—Merv, Janika, Lefty. Topics—see Camp Hook-up website please. * Hook-Up Activity: Thursday from 11-2pm—boxes and delivery of remainders (which is fun!). We need to make one ourselves too! ===== Kitchen ===== * Tupperware/Ziplocs needed for leftovers * Plowls with name labels (say 50 plates, so we have extras) (Erica) * Mixing bowls (Jen) * Make sure that supplies are there that you need for your meal, and if it’s not there tell Jen to add to the list and you can bring it * Shade structure: PVC(who), ropes(who), rebar(who), tarp (Merv) 25’x25’? ask trapper how long? Perhaps Fezzo has a structure for us too. And Steph will bring an easy-up. * Shade structure #2: Solar panels on tarp over aluminum structure frame * TRASH: 3 trash cans (Merv et al?) and basket for aluminum cans (to take to recycle camp-Jen), contractor bags * Long carpet for the kitchen: Jen * If you cook, you are on ice duty for that day. And you also do the cooking dishes and tidy the dome that day. Dome patrol hats? * Signs saying what’s in each bag- waste greens: no citrus, meat, pasta, no carbs except rice. Compost, Recyclables, Trash, Burnables, Aluminum. * Tables: Barb1, Jen 2, Jangles 1 * Stoves: Jen 1, Erica 1, Mike 1 ===== The Dome ===== * Lights: 2 more Christmas LED strings that plug in (Jen has 3 already). LED ropes, a shitpile (Merv) * Futons: Merv 1, Maria 4 [Merv, measure the futon and pillows and give dimensions to Hillary] Maria has sheets * Pillows: Merv 3, Janika ?, Jangles 6, * Gold table: Barb * Sew pillow cases: Hillary * Carpet: Jangles * Fans: Jen 1 ===== Leave No Trace Crew ===== Erica and Steph to basically organize our clean up and camp-based exodus. * Evap pond: Merv * Garbage: * Recycleables: * Compost: Antonio with a trash can ===== Music ===== * CD player vs.Ipod? * Ghettoblaster by Janika with Ipod connecting cord * CD player boom box by Steph/Joe * Every person to make a mix CD to give to every other person in Camp Hook-up—i.e. 25 copies please. ===== Virgin Initiation ===== * Love cuddle-puddle * Random spanking of someone outside the camp * Hook-up in a virgin posse as we critique from a distance ===== Bike Light Ups ===== * 3 AA rechargeable batteries perhaps supplied by Prof.? ===== Sign ===== * Merv has a sign. * Need a solar rock x4—Maria and Steph * Rebar- Erica ===== Budget ===== * $100 BUY-IN * What we’re thinking we have to pay for: plates, keg/CO2 and cooler, shirts/dresses, bike staphs, mugs? * RV pumping for about $80? * LED lights * Dome décor, parachute repair, fans ===== Burn Night ===== * Sandwiches by Maria/Merv/Antonio * Hang out in Jangles’ section as he is a ranger this year * Get there earlier for a good seat ===== A Word on Electronics/Solar ===== * Please bring your own rechargeable batteries * Please be conscious of waste of electricity- turn off the stereo when notin use, etc. etc * Power strips x 3-4 Joe and Steph * Extension cords- Erica, Jen, Antonio ===== Critical Tits Adoration Party ===== * Merv would love to do some bike maintenance for the ladies, eg. Chain cleaning and LUBE jobs! Maybe a few headlights to dish out. Blow jobs (air in tires). Working the cranks. * Hookers like to honor tits * Volunteers so far: Merv, Joe Mama, Jangles, Antonio, anyone else????? Count in El Capitan...EVERY OTHER GUY in CampHookup SHOULD want to do this... ===== Extra Needs ===== * clip boards, sharpies, pens